While many people have been focusing on what may have been on Kenny Rogers's hand during the first of inning of this past Sunday night's game, nobody bothered to investigate what else the Gambler may have been hiding on his person. Through some heavy duty investigation, which even necessitated purchasing fake teeth that I charged to the Underhill account, I discovered that Rogers had the following other foreign objects on him:-Unsent love notes from Tim McCarver and Joe Buck to Tony LaRussa
-A baby for Madonna
-A Lions victory
-All those gobs of money that Noah Daddy has helped those big, bad insurance companies unjustly deny paying to the honest working man
-Cardinals' fans' outrage over Mark McGwire's use of other mysterious substances
1 comment:
Hey, I resent that!!!!
I've also helped those companies deny payment to some women as well (can't forget the ladies!!).
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